The Adventures of Chanel Versace: Movie Man.

      On a rainy day in Funkytown our Chanel Versace in front of King Armani yet again. "Oh Chanel!" Exclaims Armani in a worried tone. "The fifth annual Movie-Marathin-Palooza is tonight!" Chanel knowing King Armani and his short attention span rolls her eyes. "And....." She starts him off. King Armani continues "and I can't get ahold of Movie-Man!" King Armani pauses to wring his fuzzy orange striped monkger paws. "He didn't accept my friend request on footbooklet!" King Armani finishes. "Well okie dokie then where is Movie Man?" asks Chanel. "We think he is in the Comedy Caves." says a hopeful King Armani. "Well then i'm off!" chirps Chanel. "Thank you Chanel!" calls out King Armani. Chanel runs down to the mystical bus stop and hops onto the double decker bus. Chanel starts to hum a medley of eighties hits while purple rain pours from the deep eggplant sky outside.  Then a loud honk sounds as the bus nears her stop. Chanel jumps off the last step and the bus drives away. She walks up the chuckle path and across the giggle bridge. She lambadas past the laughing lips trees. "Ah! I love Purple Rain!" she sighs happily. She steps up to the Comedy Cave and walks inside. Chanel peers around "Hello Movie Man?" Chanel calls "Hello?..." Suddenly laughter echoes off of the cave walls "It's me your friendly neighborhood......MOVIE MAN!" Bellows a bog green and black feathery cacken. He laughs as he jumps down from the vine he was swinging on. "Hello it is I Movie Man!" He bellows. Chanel angreily yells "Hey stop yelling I have a headache now!" She holds her hoofs up to her blue and black striped pointy ears. "Well if I had a head like that it'd hurt too!" He says loudly. Chanel frowns and rolls her blurple eyes. Chanel mutters "Hardy har har very funny." She then remebers her task "Movie Man.....King Armani has requested your persence at tonights fifth annual Movie-Marathon-Palooza." states Chanel. But Movie Man runs off yelling "You can't take me alive coppers! Ba-ha-ha." Chanel runs after him. "Hey come back!" yells Chanel. "Stupid Hobbit" Movie Man hisses. "Ugh I don't even know what a hobbit is!" Shouts Chanel as she chases him. After an hour and running around Chanel tackles Movie Man. "Do the Roar, Do the Roar, Do the roar!" he repeats in a wierd voice. "Pffft I don't get paid enough for this." Says Chanel. Chanel drags him onto the bus and after a freckle past a hair they arrive at Armani's Kingdom. "Okay crazy come with me." Chanel says dragging him. "HEY YOU GUYS!" Yells Movie Man. Chanel angrily sighs and drags him inside just as they start the first movie. One of Chanel's favorites...GhostDusters. As everyone settles in King Armani asks Movie Man why he didn't accpet his friend request. Movie Man says that he sold his computer for a box collection of Star Doors. With everyone settled in the movie starts and the theme song plays. Then Movie Man stands up and yells "Who ya gonna call?.....Ghous...." "SHUT UP!" eveyone yells at him. Movie Man sheepishly sits down "Sorry" he says quietly. And the all had a wonderful time. The end.

The Adventures of Chanel Versace: The coffee pot.

      We follow our heroine of Funkytown to King Armani's castle where he has a new task for our Chanel Versace. "Chanel we have a problem in the Breakfast Forest." Explains King Armani. "Aye Aye Captain!" Chanel says with a salute. Then with that she spins around on her hoof and is off on her next mission. Chanel treks through the boombox forest, over the watercolor river, and past the Pond of Kool-Aid. The wonderful smells of Hashbrowns and Tree Bark bacon flows through the air to Chanel's shiny black snout. "Mmmm hashbrowns and tree bark bacon my favorite!" Chanel exclaims. Suddenly, Chanel is jerked out of her trance when she hears a loud roar. "Oh snap!" Chanel exclaims "That roar came from the cave of french toast!" After a round of rock, paper, scissors with herself she quietly creeps into the eerie cave. As she walks into the cave her hoofs stick with each step. She picks up on of her hoofs strings of syrup connected to her hoof and the ground. "Ugh gag me!" Chanel quietly mutters to herself as she trudges deeper into the cave. As she gets deeper into the cave the roars get louder and louder. Chanel finally gets into the center of the cave and sees a very rare lealaken. "Ello there!" Chanel calls out in an awful immitaion of a british accenct. The lealaken roars with firy flames shooting out of her mouth in every whitch way. "DON'T BOTHER ME TELL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE!!!!" Chanel jumps out of the way just in time "Hey you know how grotesque a hairless cowbra looks?" She yells at the lealaken. The lealaken narrows her eyes at Chanel and opens her mouth to says something but a grumbling in her tummy inturrupts her. "Hey if you haven't had your coffee today and sixty lealaken were screaming at you, Then you'd be on edge too!" Shouts the lealaken. Chanel nods and asks "Well why havn't you had your coffee today?" Lealaken frowns "Lealaken number thirty-two broke my coffee pot." Chanel thinks a moment "Well Mrs Lealaken what is your name and I will help you." Mrs. Lealaken smiles "Why my name is Treecieknis." Chanel shakes Treeciekins's furry striped wing. "Well my name is Chanel Versace and I think I may be able to help you." Chanel head for the exit. "I'll be back!" she says in a terrible version of the Fleamenator. Treeciekins rolls her eyes as Chanel walks out. Chanel trudges back through the sticky cave and walks to the nearest coffeepot tree. She karatekicks the trunk and a candy apple red jewel-encrusted coffee pot bonks Chanel on the head. "Ow!" Chanel says rubbing her head "Grrr stupid coffeepot flatten my mohawk." Chanel grumbles back to the cave all the way to Treeciekins. "Here." Chanel says as she hands the coffeepot to Treeciekins. "At last I can make my mocha-caramel venti lattes with soy reindeer milk." Treeciekins squeals as she hugs the coffeepot. "Geez chillax! Chanel says "It's just coffee!" Treeciekins growls at Chanel "COFFEE IS MY SANITY!!!" Then the sixty lealakins wake up. "Well gotta fly!" Says Chanel as she moonwalks back to Armani's kingdom humming her favorite song from the backstreet boys.

The Adventures of Chanel Versace: Banana Pops.

            In the land of Funkytown there lived a zebow named Chanel Versace. Chanel has a lovely striped Mohawk mane and beautiful black and blue spots. Chanel has a very important job,everyday she delivers King Armani's dark chocolate covered frozen banana pop with rainbow sprinkles to him. But on this day she was stopped. So lets start from the beginning. On this particular day Chanel was on her way to deliver the King his daily banana pop, but as she was walking through the boom-box forest she was stopped by a big,ugly,furry raballigurtle. It breathes its sticky breathe from its long snout. It's sharp buck teeth has a hunk of lettuce still caught in it. The strange creature has a huge shell and scaly skin. Suddenly, the ugly thing snatches the banana pop right out of Chanel's hoof. Chanel shocked says "Uh no girlfriend you best give that back if you know what's good for yourself!" Ugly exclaims "I'm not your girlfriend!" she pauses and snorts "I'm Prada Lagerfield you donkey brain!" Chanel outraged fires back "Excuse you but donkey's happen to be very smart, just look at Donkobus McKaren who sailed the 42 mud-baths!" Then Chanel snatches back the banana pop out of Prada's claw. Prada angry leaps at Chanel. Just in time Chanel rolls out of the way and hits her head on a cassette tape tree. As soon as the tape hits Chanel on the head she gets an idea. She runs to the nearest boom-box rock and shoves in the tape. Prada hisses "What are you doing?" Chanel smiles and replies "Jammin." As she finishes that word she hits play and out comes Guns and Roses-Welcome to the Jungle. Chanel bounces around as Prada hisses and throws Chanel the banana pop. As Prada runs she screams "Ack 80's Music!" Then Chanel calls out "Silly rabbit thing tricks are for kids!" It then dawns on Chanel that she has the banana pop in her hoof. She says "Oh I gotta fly!" She moonwalks her way to the castle of King Armani and delivers his dark chocolate frozen banana pop with rainbow sprinkles right on time.

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