In the land of Funkytown there lived a zebow named Chanel Versace. Chanel has a lovely striped Mohawk mane and beautiful black and blue spots. Chanel has a very important job,everyday she delivers King Armani's dark chocolate covered frozen banana pop with rainbow sprinkles to him. But on this day she was stopped. So lets start from the beginning. On this particular day Chanel was on her way to deliver the King his daily banana pop, but as she was walking through the boom-box forest she was stopped by a big,ugly,furry raballigurtle. It breathes its sticky breathe from its long snout. It's sharp buck teeth has a hunk of lettuce still caught in it. The strange creature has a huge shell and scaly skin. Suddenly, the ugly thing snatches the banana pop right out of Chanel's hoof. Chanel shocked says "Uh no girlfriend you best give that back if you know what's good for yourself!" Ugly exclaims "I'm not your girlfriend!" she pauses and snorts "I'm Prada Lagerfield you donkey brain!" Chanel outraged fires back "Excuse you but donkey's happen to be very smart, just look at Donkobus McKaren who sailed the 42 mud-baths!" Then Chanel snatches back the banana pop out of Prada's claw. Prada angry leaps at Chanel. Just in time Chanel rolls out of the way and hits her head on a cassette tape tree. As soon as the tape hits Chanel on the head she gets an idea. She runs to the nearest boom-box rock and shoves in the tape. Prada hisses "What are you doing?" Chanel smiles and replies "Jammin." As she finishes that word she hits play and out comes Guns and Roses-Welcome to the Jungle. Chanel bounces around as Prada hisses and throws Chanel the banana pop. As Prada runs she screams "Ack 80's Music!" Then Chanel calls out "Silly rabbit thing tricks are for kids!" It then dawns on Chanel that she has the banana pop in her hoof. She says "Oh I gotta fly!" She moonwalks her way to the castle of King Armani and delivers his dark chocolate frozen banana pop with rainbow sprinkles right on time.
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