The Adventures of Chanel Versace: The coffee pot.

      We follow our heroine of Funkytown to King Armani's castle where he has a new task for our Chanel Versace. "Chanel we have a problem in the Breakfast Forest." Explains King Armani. "Aye Aye Captain!" Chanel says with a salute. Then with that she spins around on her hoof and is off on her next mission. Chanel treks through the boombox forest, over the watercolor river, and past the Pond of Kool-Aid. The wonderful smells of Hashbrowns and Tree Bark bacon flows through the air to Chanel's shiny black snout. "Mmmm hashbrowns and tree bark bacon my favorite!" Chanel exclaims. Suddenly, Chanel is jerked out of her trance when she hears a loud roar. "Oh snap!" Chanel exclaims "That roar came from the cave of french toast!" After a round of rock, paper, scissors with herself she quietly creeps into the eerie cave. As she walks into the cave her hoofs stick with each step. She picks up on of her hoofs strings of syrup connected to her hoof and the ground. "Ugh gag me!" Chanel quietly mutters to herself as she trudges deeper into the cave. As she gets deeper into the cave the roars get louder and louder. Chanel finally gets into the center of the cave and sees a very rare lealaken. "Ello there!" Chanel calls out in an awful immitaion of a british accenct. The lealaken roars with firy flames shooting out of her mouth in every whitch way. "DON'T BOTHER ME TELL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE!!!!" Chanel jumps out of the way just in time "Hey you know how grotesque a hairless cowbra looks?" She yells at the lealaken. The lealaken narrows her eyes at Chanel and opens her mouth to says something but a grumbling in her tummy inturrupts her. "Hey if you haven't had your coffee today and sixty lealaken were screaming at you, Then you'd be on edge too!" Shouts the lealaken. Chanel nods and asks "Well why havn't you had your coffee today?" Lealaken frowns "Lealaken number thirty-two broke my coffee pot." Chanel thinks a moment "Well Mrs Lealaken what is your name and I will help you." Mrs. Lealaken smiles "Why my name is Treecieknis." Chanel shakes Treeciekins's furry striped wing. "Well my name is Chanel Versace and I think I may be able to help you." Chanel head for the exit. "I'll be back!" she says in a terrible version of the Fleamenator. Treeciekins rolls her eyes as Chanel walks out. Chanel trudges back through the sticky cave and walks to the nearest coffeepot tree. She karatekicks the trunk and a candy apple red jewel-encrusted coffee pot bonks Chanel on the head. "Ow!" Chanel says rubbing her head "Grrr stupid coffeepot flatten my mohawk." Chanel grumbles back to the cave all the way to Treeciekins. "Here." Chanel says as she hands the coffeepot to Treeciekins. "At last I can make my mocha-caramel venti lattes with soy reindeer milk." Treeciekins squeals as she hugs the coffeepot. "Geez chillax! Chanel says "It's just coffee!" Treeciekins growls at Chanel "COFFEE IS MY SANITY!!!" Then the sixty lealakins wake up. "Well gotta fly!" Says Chanel as she moonwalks back to Armani's kingdom humming her favorite song from the backstreet boys.