Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Adventures of Chanel Versace: Movie Man.

      On a rainy day in Funkytown our Chanel Versace in front of King Armani yet again. "Oh Chanel!" Exclaims Armani in a worried tone. "The fifth annual Movie-Marathin-Palooza is tonight!" Chanel knowing King Armani and his short attention span rolls her eyes. "And....." She starts him off. King Armani continues "and I can't get ahold of Movie-Man!" King Armani pauses to wring his fuzzy orange striped monkger paws. "He didn't accept my friend request on footbooklet!" King Armani finishes. "Well okie dokie then where is Movie Man?" asks Chanel. "We think he is in the Comedy Caves." says a hopeful King Armani. "Well then i'm off!" chirps Chanel. "Thank you Chanel!" calls out King Armani. Chanel runs down to the mystical bus stop and hops onto the double decker bus. Chanel starts to hum a medley of eighties hits while purple rain pours from the deep eggplant sky outside.  Then a loud honk sounds as the bus nears her stop. Chanel jumps off the last step and the bus drives away. She walks up the chuckle path and across the giggle bridge. She lambadas past the laughing lips trees. "Ah! I love Purple Rain!" she sighs happily. She steps up to the Comedy Cave and walks inside. Chanel peers around "Hello Movie Man?" Chanel calls "Hello?..." Suddenly laughter echoes off of the cave walls "It's me your friendly neighborhood......MOVIE MAN!" Bellows a bog green and black feathery cacken. He laughs as he jumps down from the vine he was swinging on. "Hello it is I Movie Man!" He bellows. Chanel angreily yells "Hey stop yelling I have a headache now!" She holds her hoofs up to her blue and black striped pointy ears. "Well if I had a head like that it'd hurt too!" He says loudly. Chanel frowns and rolls her blurple eyes. Chanel mutters "Hardy har har very funny." She then remebers her task "Movie Man.....King Armani has requested your persence at tonights fifth annual Movie-Marathon-Palooza." states Chanel. But Movie Man runs off yelling "You can't take me alive coppers! Ba-ha-ha." Chanel runs after him. "Hey come back!" yells Chanel. "Stupid Hobbit" Movie Man hisses. "Ugh I don't even know what a hobbit is!" Shouts Chanel as she chases him. After an hour and running around Chanel tackles Movie Man. "Do the Roar, Do the Roar, Do the roar!" he repeats in a wierd voice. "Pffft I don't get paid enough for this." Says Chanel. Chanel drags him onto the bus and after a freckle past a hair they arrive at Armani's Kingdom. "Okay crazy come with me." Chanel says dragging him. "HEY YOU GUYS!" Yells Movie Man. Chanel angrily sighs and drags him inside just as they start the first movie. One of Chanel's favorites...GhostDusters. As everyone settles in King Armani asks Movie Man why he didn't accpet his friend request. Movie Man says that he sold his computer for a box collection of Star Doors. With everyone settled in the movie starts and the theme song plays. Then Movie Man stands up and yells "Who ya gonna call?.....Ghous...." "SHUT UP!" eveyone yells at him. Movie Man sheepishly sits down "Sorry" he says quietly. And the all had a wonderful time. The end.

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